Goodmorning my little rumplettes. today i swam in the arabian sea with a camel. i realized my diahrrea caught up to me when the camel started to have an unpleasant odor. my little adopted asian son Ahj Choo went to look for his long lost russian twin in the russian waters. he lost his yamaka in the water and was replaced with a torah instead.

i will give a few shouts to my asian babies, the latino brothers, and roger. always updating his sources of transportation.  he began to get complaint letters when they realized they were missing grass

Goodmorning my little Rumplets. This morning i woke up at 2 a.m from a panic sweat and hopped on my adopted asian son Ahj Choo's head for a ride to my doorknob. I cleaned my doorknob with the new ultimate hair bleach. It was becoming fuzzy from thoras shedding. This morning Ahj Choo found a yellow stain in his chinese rice.

Currently Playing Erotica By Madonna material girl see related

GOODMORING MY LITTLE HOODLUMS

tho, for a long drizzle, my mornings havent been so good. i hav just had a bone marrow replacement procedure. we had to replace 6 bones cause of my disease. so, the wedding has been poseponed till April.  Jesse is not taking it very well, he decided to grow out his hair until we get married to c how long it growed until the big day. My adopted asian son Ahj Choo has cut his hair off to become more jewish. cause his yamaka stopped fitting. 

My honda civic has broken down once again. Grama Thora and i pushed it to a nearby buss stop 23 miles where we taped it ontop of a bus and then we sat on it for a windy ride in the city. Dance class has been going well. Roger and i hav signed up for boogy ball room dancing on Thursday nights.

yesturday, i went to a mexican backstreet boy's concert cause they are becoming the new "IT". i luv the one with the toe ring. he's a lil rumplet. Jesse got jelious and gave me an unforegetable night.

Ahj Choo has been baptized to another culture. his new culture is mexican. he is now officially a jewish mexican with chinese eyes. I hav taken him to the tanning booth so he will resemble Roger's quadruplettes.

The Chimney is almost black now. we had a wonderful fire in it the other day for the first time. but then, i realized that we sleep in it and Thora was in it. Thora's bussoms hav turned black from the flames. i noticed this the day it started smelling like the cream cheese.

i went skydiving with Agatha and i dropped her into the Dead Sea where it is extra salty.

I learned the other day that Ocean salt is from Whale ejaculations. (aka whale sperm ).

The case of the Garden Gnome knapping is under control. I found that my adopted asian son Ahj Choo has been stealing them to cut off their ying yangs cause he's jelious and they reminded him of bad memoried from the days he got baptized and lost his two best friends.

2day i bought a pet chicken so it could fix the tiles on my roof. We upgraded my adopted asian son Ahj Choo's room to a milk carton. he likes the smell of spoiled egg yolks.

i decided to dontate all of the lemonade money to the cure for fat people. They are an epidemic. kind of like polio epidemics. there should b shots to not get obese.

Yesturday,  Theresa and the Latino Brothers united under my christmas tree. they did some romping behind the bushes. that little prostitute. She should go shave her bumpy lumpy white fuzzy african back. her Sweddish culture hates her.

2day i attempted to make biscotti with olives. i enjoy tossing biscotti in the rain. 2moro i will clean my doorknob twice.

Here i am in Zimbabwe after my bone transplant with Roger and Theresa. we are tanning our knees on a golf course.

Rogers new transportation

Yesturday, my adopted asain son wanted gum, and i thought he sed gun. so i got him a gun. and someone stole his lemonade.

here is my adopted asian son Ahj Choo getting joy from the veiw.

Here is my adopted asian son Ahj Choo after he cut of his hair and went tanning to resemble the bus driver. he looks happy about his new skin.

here is Thora being a gypsy as she waits for my bones to b transplanted. she is smoking something un nameable. we bought her pink pants at the gift shop.

2DAY I ATE A SLEEPING CENTIPEDE(it was in my tea)

hello my lil puddings. i hav some answers to questions: i am a grama, my adopted asain son Ahj Choo still has his ding dongs, and to my dearest Jaimie, here is my email thing u want: hppybunnykssybut@yahoo.com . hope that helps deary. and o yes, i got a question about where i went to college. well, dearies, in yugoslavia, they did not hav college, so wen i went to brazil, i enrolled in a skool called "Cleaining for Dummies" and "How to b a mail person" so i learned all the tricks of the trade.

Goodmorning my little rumplettes, yesturday was Dress rehersal dinner with my pookie Jesse. it was quite a stir. all of my dearest friends rode their lawnmowers over so they could attend. they received complaints that peoples grasses were disappearing. i 4got to put my shoes on and my adopted asian son Ahj Choo ate my lil poem to Jesse that i sing when we get married. ...Poor little hoodlum Jesse wasnt able to walk from ohio to make it in time for the dress rehearsal 2day, because of his little chess game inside of a pudding department. so my adopted asian son Ahj Choo and I  found a dark peice of wood and dressed it up to resemble my silly little mexican Jesse. We put some tacos inside his mouth to make it look more realistic. i excercized in the water with Thora and Theresa. my muscles feel very relaxed wen i sit down now. Today, Ahj Choo stepped on a lady bug. he has twenty years of bad breath now. poor lil Ahj Choo. we degraded his living space back to his box. 2day he has a friend over and they played in the box. i think that they were playing a game where they sufficate eachother . It is quite enlightining. Today my adopted asian son Ahj Choo wrote on the walls "Russia twin" with the burritos hidden inside of his wet diaper. I think he wants me to adopt a Russian twin for him.

Please leave a comment of encuragement for my big day. u r also welcome to leave one to Jesse on: Sillylilmexican.

^here i am getting pampered 2day. my hair is being curled to perfection, and died back to its original color of white.

^Here is me on the left, Theresa, and Thora excersizing in the pool 2dya to relax out glutes.

here is me after getting my hair done drinking calming tea to make all of my bodely functions work better.

^Roger has adopted an asian friend for  Ahj Choo  to spend his lonely nights with. Ahj Choo is on the bottom of the box. Connor is sitting on him. I think they were playing a lovely game of suffocation.

Currently Playing You Are My Sunshine By Elizabeth Mitchell, Elizabeth Mitchell /Ida you are my sunshine see related

This song is dedicated to my lil silly mexican fiance Jesse.

Goodmorning my alaskan babies.  Today was a relaxing day for me. I woke up at the usual 2:07 A.M from my sweaty panic attack and cleaned my doorknob with my adopted asian son Ahj Choos greasy yellow diaper. Later on i met up with Thora and Agatha for breakfast at Boobys. I ordered female goat testicles with some diet pepsi. I am trying to keep my weight down for my new wedding dress. The color brings out my cheeks. After my joyful yet gassy breakfast, i decided to hook my adopted asian son Ahj Choo onto a leash and went for a run. I ran on the road so that Ahj Choo wouldnt be falling into sewer holes. I didnt realize that the cars behind me werent honking for pleasure when the beans from breakfast caught up to me and slipped out my sweaty buns. I must say that my adopted asian son Ahj Choo made $4 today with our profitable lemonade stand ,that i promised him i would get him a new shiny blue leash. Tonight i am having little hoodlums over for tea inside my chimney. Maybe thora will come and play some strip poker with Ahj Choo..

Here i am  (in the red), with agatha (white) and thora (blue) at Boobys restaurant for breakfast.

Here is me taking out the garbage.
Here is my adopted asian son Ahj Choo modeling his new leash (front)
(back)

Me updating to my fellow hoodlums in my xanga
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